Farmer Bert and his brother Albert have a unique farm in the countryside. They raise fainting goats, a special breed of goats that have a genetic condition called myotonia congenita. This condition causes the goats to temporarily freeze and fall over when they are startled or excited.
The brothers have found a way to trigger this reaction at the push of a button. They have attached small collars to their goats that emit a harmless sound when activated by a remote control. The sound is enough to make the goats faint for a few seconds, before they get up and resume their normal activities.
The brothers use this technique for various purposes. Sometimes they do it for fun, to entertain themselves and their visitors. Sometimes they do it for safety, to protect their goats from predators. Sometimes they do it for profit, to sell their goats to people who want to have fainting pets. The brothers claim that their fainting goats are happy and healthy, and that they enjoy the attention they get from their owners and spectators. They say that their farm is the only one in the world that has such a feature, and that they are proud of their innovation.
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