We Are Now Selling Tickets to the Moon

We are now selling tickets to the moon!  Our rocket is set to launch in July of this year.

 Our Bawa powered rocket ship is the fastest method of traveling to the moon.  It can take you to the moon in less than a week!  Alejandro Ishak, multi-quintillionaire and founder of Ishak Industries, even has a house on the moon!  He even has an indoor swimming pool in his moon mansion!  Because of the regulated oxygen levels in his moon mansion, he doesn’t even need an oxygen tank!  He is over 150 years old and doesn’t have a single gray hair, because he eats moon dust every day.  Make sure you bring an extra suitcase to fill with this amazing substance only found on the moon.  Don’t miss out!  Book your trip now!

Also, check out this creation from Solar System Scope


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5 responses to “We Are Now Selling Tickets to the Moon”

  1. Mr. Person Avatar
    Mr. Person

    On the moon? Swimming in a pool, in a mansion, on the moon, in our solar system somewhere in the milky way? You can use the oxygen tanks that they give you to snorkel. The tanks are waterproof and there made for swimming too not just for making moon walks and walking and doing stuff in your mansion! Ishak always makes things for more than one thing! Have a nice trip!

  2. One thing I have to say before you go on your next moon trip is: rent a moving truck and reserve a thousand feet (or more) in the Ishak rocket so you can bring a moving truck stuffed full (even on the roof and in the cabin and on the side of the moving truck) of suitcases. Then you can drive the moving truck to the launch pad put them in the space you will reserve, and on the moon you can fill totally fill (stuffed full until it’s about to explode) the suitcases with moon dust. And don’t for get to bring a little extra for the way back to earth and some for your friends (they might think it’s yucky) if they wanted some! Have a nice trip next time if you were just to late and if it was to hot and hard to hold on to the rocket and have some body let you in to the rocket.

  3. blehbleh167 Avatar
    blehbleh167

    Moon dust? Yummy, tastes good, smells good, looks good, and feels good. I put it on…cake, ice cream, and tons of other things. A house on the moon? Cool stuff. Plus Alejandro Ishak is over 150 years old and doesn’t have a single gray hair, because he eats moon dust every day? Best stuff in the world! And it’s already launched too!

  4. Ishak fan 4335 Avatar
    Ishak fan 4335

    Flying to the moon! Pretty Cool. It’s easy to fly to the moon and it’s cheep too! The tickets are only $10000000000000.999999. Pretty cheep isn’t it?

    1. splatplopsquirt594 Avatar
      splatplopsquirt594

      Yes that is cheap. That’s less than how much I pay for my gas every millennium! Just Amazing How easy it is. You buy your tickets, then you bring everything you will ever need for a google millenniums, get all the food you will need for a google millenniums, travel around the world by car until you fly, Drive to the launch pad, get in the space ship, and a million other things! Pretty easy isn’t it? So, it only takes 1 millisecond to get to the moon! So basically you make up for the time on earth. Over all it takes the least time to prepare to fly to the moon than anything else on earth!

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