BAWAs Explained

This post attempts to explain the extraordinary science and amazing history behind BAWAs.

BAWAs are rare electromagnetic waves and were first produced on Earth by Alejandro Ishak. They are most efficiently produced by running an electric current through the rare metal Bawanium, which only occurs on a few planets in distant galaxies.

In 1794, Alejandro Ishak successfully launched the first BAWA-powered intergalactic spaceship produced on Earth. At the time, his team of skilled scientists included a few aliens who were visiting Earth from their home planet Dpego, which is about 2,398,756,978,193,560,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 light-years from Earth. The aliens brought tons of Bawanium from a galaxy near their home planet for the project, as well as playing a crucial role in the engineering team. The help of the aliens was so important to the success of the launch that, exactly 150 years later, in 1944, Alejandro Ishak named his man-made island that was to be his headquarters on Earth “Dpego Island”, as well as adopting the aliens’ native language as the official language of Dpego Island.

The unusual properties of BAWAs give this incredible technology many commercial and domestic uses. Higher wavelengths of BAWAs have the unique property of propelling the object emitting the waves with extreme force. The highest wavelengths propel objects so strongly that they are used in intergalactic spacecraft, as discussed in the previous paragraph. Lower wavelengths are used to produce new types of safe, efficient, wireless devices, such as wireless routers and cell towers. The mid-range wavelengths are perhaps the most extraordinary; they cause the object emitting the waves to exhibit extremely strong magnet-like levitation. Both low and mid-range wavelengths are used in Ishak’s BAWA boxes, which prevent the possibility of breaking your cell phone, as well as providing the best cellular data in the universe.

Perhaps one of the most crucial roles BAWAs played was in 1935 when the world went through the so-called “industrial reconstruction”. At that point, people thought Telephones and washing machines were amazing. But Alejandro was way ahead of their time. HE thought that BAWA powered inter-galactic spacecraft was more interesting. Some of the BAWA powered inventions were sold, and since he was ahead, the creations made millions, which at that time, was like trillions! As you can see, BAWAs worked a major part in shaping the Ishak you see today.

Although there remained many great inventions, some of the smallest ones were still the most creative, such as the magnetic-like levitation that prevents damage to your phone. It is remarkable what BAWAs can do!